Well, not really John of course...
We've been together for a long time now. But,
it just isn't working anymore
You have many good qualities like
your big, broad shoulders,
baby blue eyes
and sterling character -
always fighting for
TRUTH, JUSTICE and the AMERICAN WAY
And, you really know how to
sweep a girl off her feet.
But Baby, I can't take it anymore...
I know you try, but I'm just
so frustrated with that
I hope we can still be friends.
But don't call.