The Obligatory Top 10 Juvenile Comments
1. EAT ME!
2. Just veggin’ out
3. You are what you eat
4. Hmmm…he looks a little seedy to me
5. Just stay out of the hot tub, Stew.
6. Mr. Bean I presume?
7. You are the apple of my eye…and the grape, the artichoke, the cabbage, etc.
8. He’s in a vegetative state
9. Man cannot live by bread alone
10. If Dr. Frankenstein was a gardener…
A Modern Day Super-hero
Faster than a runner bean
More powerful than garlic-breath
Able to leap tall sunflowers in a single bound,
Look, out in the garden!
It’s a fruit!
it’s a vegetable!
*Vita-Man can frequently be found coming to the aid of the food police, or baking organic pumpkin-flax seed muffins. As a super-hero he is truly outstanding in his field.
With my apologies to Tess at The Mag and Klaus Enrique Gerdes, the creator of the image which inspired this folly.