Warning: for those of pure heart and gentle spirit, this is a limerick, and limericks are by nature bawdy.
Down in Surrey an elegant toff
told his wife that he longed for a boff,
But despite the red light
during dinner that night
Wifey told him that he was cut off.
All in fun for The Mag where a visual writing prompt is posted weekly.
Image: A Dinner Table at Night, 1884, John Singer Sargent