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Britney and Miley Raise Eyebrows at Karaoke Bar
The News peacefully passed away Tuesday, October 21 1997.
No one noticed until last week.
It is survived by advertising, personals, weather, happy ads and Celebrity quasi-news.
In lieu of flowers please send IQ points.
This is the post for Day 2 of PAD (poem a day for the month of November). The prompt "news of the day" from Robert Brewer of Writers Digest.