Image by Mary Bach
Ok, I really did try to do something profound about the lack of privacy in the modern world, or voyeurism, but instead I ended up with this:
Top Ten List of Comments to Make You Groan:
10. The EYES have it!
9. Young man, I’ve got my eye on you!
8. Must be the eye from the back of mother’s head.
7. Big Brother is watching YOU!
6. M-o-o-o-o-m he’s staring at me!
5. Keep your eye on the prize (which apparently is a marble slab)
4. I spy with my little eye…
3. Oooh, that really caught my eye.
2. You seem to be a bit glassy-eyed tonight dear.
1. Until now I never understood the band name ‘Third Eye Blind’