Feast in the House of Simon, El Greco
"God
is a comedian, playing to
an audience too afraid
to laugh." - H. L. Mencken
Matthew 26:6, "Now when Jesus was in Bethany, at the home of Simon the leper,"
Jesus: Hey Simon – what do you call a leper taking
a bath?
Simon: No idea Jesus, what?
Jesus: Stew!
All assembled: *groan*
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oh my...
ReplyDeletekinda like a groundhog hit by a car
on the side of the road on a summer day
used to hate those when i worked for the cops
when they pop they are nasty
Oh...I'm getting this vision...and the smell must be really bad!
ReplyDeletegroaner is right!
ReplyDeleteYeah - I just love those really bad jokes. :o)
Deleteheh heh heh.....I'm sure his nibs has a sense of humour. He wouldn't have given us the gift of laughter otherwise!!
ReplyDelete:o) Hope so!
DeleteI have always said He has a sense of humour - he has to have - he created us!
ReplyDeleteRight - I'm counting on that!
DeleteMe too!
Deleteewwww... You're bad.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I can't help myself Yvonne.
Deletelol yummy
ReplyDeleteHa, yeah.
DeleteI fun! Very good!
ReplyDeleteThanks Leovi!
DeleteFoxy and sly; quite enjoyable...
ReplyDeleteWere you the girl employed recently to vomit on Lady Gaga during her live performance of "Swine Before Pearls " ???
ReplyDeleteGod's sense of humour? Sick, just like your joke, so it fits perfectly. But watch out. In this age of political correctness, you could be sued by a leper or even class action by a whole colony!
ReplyDeleteAre you saying my sense of humor is divine?
DeleteGroaner nothing - that's a damned funny joke. Who better than Jesus would appreciate sick humor.. Great poem.
ReplyDeleteThanks Mosk. And you have an outstanding sense of humor, I might add. ;-)
Deletelol. It's almost like they groan because his jokes are only funny for so long. then they aren't anymore. this is very funny.
ReplyDeleteThank you Donetta.
DeleteHa! I'm glad to see everyone's humor intact on this one!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the prompt and the forum for such silliness, Tess!
DeleteVery funny Mary-I have a sick sense of humor and you fit right in!
ReplyDeleteThanks Bekkie. :o)
DeleteI am in for having a sense of humor, it's like laughter to our hearts!
ReplyDeleteRight, I think it's so important.
Deletethat's hilarious, Mary! ~
ReplyDeleteThanks - glad you liked it. Now just stand back in case of lightening strike! lol
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