Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Regina

    Mitzi by Mary Bach

I am cat.
I am queen.
That silly dog is just a bitch.
You may approach and pet me now.
NO! Not there!
Yes, that’s better.
Purrrrrrhaps now
I will allow you to scratch my ears.
You’re welcome.


We were asked talk to the animals by Helen over at IGRT.  Instead I have listened, and this is what my son Mike's cat, Mitz,i had to say.  By the way, you might not be able to tell from this picture, but Mitzi got her name because she has 6 toes on each foot, and it made her little paws look like mittens.  And of course, female cats are called queens, while female dogs are known as bitches - which is why, if I come back, in my next life I would like to be a cat rather than a dog. :o)



15 comments:

  1. SO true!! On all counts... :)

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  2. Oh, such a purrfect description of how cats see the world! Love it!

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  3. This is charming. I guess I am a dog person but I have a healthy respect for cats.

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  4. This is good!!!.I like that the cat is feeling great and doesn't even care about dogs.

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  5. ha. mine def has cat-titude....pet me when i want and not when i don't want....lol...and you def captured that attitude in this....smiles.

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  6. You capture the cat character well.

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  7. haha yep, captured it well as they have that attitude

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  8. You would NOT believe the huge smile on my face right now ~~ meow.

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  9. Hilarious. "You're welcome" - that is SO Cat!!!!!!!

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  10. Smiles.....that is purrrrfect!!! :-)

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  11. Cats have such a demanding attitude and humans and other animals rush to meet the demands...Love it!

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  12. Well wrought as well as funny. Funnily enough, one of our cats is a Mitzi.

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  13. P.S. In the North East of Scotland UK, one of the dialect word for women/girls is "quaens" (pron. "kwines") Just though you might like to know that. Now shut up, FTSE.

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  14. Thank you everyone - and you really don't have to shut up FTSE! lol

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