I am cat.
I am queen.
That silly dog is just a bitch.
You may approach and pet me now.
NO! Not there!
Yes, that’s better.
I will allow you to scratch my ears.
We were asked talk to the animals by Helen over at IGRT. Instead I have listened, and this is what my son Mike's cat, Mitz,i had to say. By the way, you might not be able to tell from this picture, but Mitzi got her name because she has 6 toes on each foot, and it made her little paws look like mittens. And of course, female cats are called queens, while female dogs are known as bitches - which is why, if I come back, in my next life I would like to be a cat rather than a dog. :o)