Friday, October 19, 2012

Karmageddon



I have the list that karma missed,
penned the last time I got pissed:

dog-kickers, boot-lickers,
whiney little nose-pickers,
men who say they’ll call then don’t,
or promise to be true but won’t,
tattletales, bullies, hypocrites, thugs,
global warming doubters, litter bugs.

I’m attorney, judge and jury,
and you know well, hell hath no fury…

This is for everyone's favorite G-man and his FF55.  Check it out, and leave your own 55 words of wisdom or folly.
*Disclaimer:  This is only a partial list, other infringements and character flaws may be subject to Karma (or me) without prior warning.  Especially if it's a day that I'm having a snit.  Always be sure to read the fine print, cause you just never know!

Image: Karma-recto by Corporatecounsel.net

40 comments:

  1. Like a woman scorned....Haha

    Love it!~!

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    1. Thanks Steve - cats are good at dealing Karma too!

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  3. Wow a hissy fit
    Love the rhymes you spit

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  5. I think that pretty well covers it.

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    1. Actually, I have a longer than 55 version, lol.

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  6. oh dang....that could get scary...haha your opening two lines are cinchers...smiles...i think we all feel that way at times....

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    1. Thanks Brian. I actually came up w the first two lines, and liked em so much I had to do something with them. :o)

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  7. Oh, brilliant, Mary! I love it!

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  8. Ha! I love it, and yes, you definitely need to add politicians. I see now that you are totally the one to deal with the whole situation. I nominate you for debate moderator in chief--bring whatever weapons you need, girl.

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    1. Hahahaha - I'm thinking a water pistol and shock collars. And binder clips - lots of binder clips! ;-)

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  9. You can tell them off AND rhyme! :)

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  10. Nothing like a venting Karma rhyme.. :) Love it!

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  11. Always said it . . no one socks it to us quite like Mary, pissed or stone cold sober.

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    1. Heehee, thanks Doctor. I may continue this list next week. Stay tuned!

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  12. I love love love this... Great rhyme and subject matter. Thanks for visiting my blog!!

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    1. Thank you Melissa, and the pleasure is all mine!

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  13. Your 55 words pack a punch. Can't stop laughing. Just wondering what a snit is.
    Maybe I shouldn't ask.

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    1. Hey Aprille, a snit is sort of a little temper tantrum (as opposed to a full blown one). Thanks, and glad you got a chuckle.

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  14. oh have i got some names to add to that list!

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  15. Lol this made me smile :D thanks for sharing it with Prompt Nights Mary :D
    Excellent write :D

    Lots of love,
    Sanaa

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  16. I loved this. I could understand your tone. Keep writing, you have a talent for it.

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  17. I wish the list was a bit longer for more fun :)

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  18. ooh we love - especially the opening two lines (of course) - brilliant to read your work again :)

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  19. Mary, I love this. You get a great message across with wit and wisdon. Loved the laugh.

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  20. Oh true. That recipient of that fury is in so much shit :P Nicely done!

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