Friday, October 19, 2012

Karmageddon



I have the list that karma missed,
penned the last time I got pissed:

dog-kickers, boot-lickers,
whiney little nose-pickers,
men who say they’ll call then don’t,
or promise to be true but won’t,
tattletales, bullies, hypocrites, thugs,
global warming doubters, litter bugs.

I’m attorney, judge and jury,
and you know well, hell hath no fury…

This is for everyone's favorite G-man and his FF55.  Check it out, and leave your own 55 words of wisdom or folly.
*Disclaimer:  This is only a partial list, other infringements and character flaws may be subject to Karma (or me) without prior warning.  Especially if it's a day that I'm having a snit.  Always be sure to read the fine print, cause you just never know!

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39 comments:

  1. DaydreamertooOctober 19, 2012 at 6:25 PM

    Like a woman scorned....Haha

    Love it!~!

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  2. hyperCRYPTICalOctober 19, 2012 at 6:27 PM

    Brilliant!

    Anna :o]

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  3. Hot Rod PicsOctober 19, 2012 at 6:31 PM

    Good stuff this.

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    1. Other MaryOctober 19, 2012 at 6:33 PM

      Thanks Steve - cats are good at dealing Karma too!

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  4. Pat HattOctober 19, 2012 at 7:09 PM

    Wow a hissy fit
    Love the rhymes you spit

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  5. G-ManOctober 19, 2012 at 7:20 PM

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  6. Alice AudreyOctober 19, 2012 at 7:38 PM

    I think that pretty well covers it.

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    1. Other MaryOctober 20, 2012 at 8:32 AM

      Actually, I have a longer than 55 version, lol.

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  7. Brian MillerOctober 19, 2012 at 8:43 PM

    oh dang....that could get scary...haha your opening two lines are cinchers...smiles...i think we all feel that way at times....

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    1. Other MaryOctober 20, 2012 at 8:33 AM

      Thanks Brian. I actually came up w the first two lines, and liked em so much I had to do something with them. :o)

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  8. PattiKenOctober 19, 2012 at 9:05 PM

    Oh, brilliant, Mary! I love it!

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  9. hedgewitchOctober 19, 2012 at 9:46 PM

    Ha! I love it, and yes, you definitely need to add politicians. I see now that you are totally the one to deal with the whole situation. I nominate you for debate moderator in chief--bring whatever weapons you need, girl.

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    1. Other MaryOctober 20, 2012 at 8:34 AM

      Hahahaha - I'm thinking a water pistol and shock collars. And binder clips - lots of binder clips! ;-)

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  10. MargaretOctober 19, 2012 at 11:05 PM

    You can tell them off AND rhyme! :)

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  11. izzyOctober 20, 2012 at 7:09 AM

    Very good and true! thanks

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  12. Susie ClevengerOctober 20, 2012 at 9:38 AM

    Nothing like a venting Karma rhyme.. :) Love it!

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  13. Other MaryOctober 20, 2012 at 10:45 AM

    Thanks so much Susie!

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  14. Doctor FTSEOctober 20, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    Always said it . . no one socks it to us quite like Mary, pissed or stone cold sober.

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    1. Other MaryOctober 20, 2012 at 3:27 PM

      Heehee, thanks Doctor. I may continue this list next week. Stay tuned!

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  15. Other MaryOctober 20, 2012 at 4:35 PM

    Thank you Melissa, and the pleasure is all mine!

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  16. Janine BolléeOctober 22, 2012 at 4:52 PM

    Your 55 words pack a punch. Can't stop laughing. Just wondering what a snit is.
    Maybe I shouldn't ask.

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    1. Other MaryOctober 22, 2012 at 5:10 PM

      Hey Aprille, a snit is sort of a little temper tantrum (as opposed to a full blown one). Thanks, and glad you got a chuckle.

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  17. limeOctober 28, 2012 at 9:05 PM

    oh have i got some names to add to that list!

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  18. Sanaa RizviJanuary 22, 2016 at 8:26 AM

    Lol this made me smile :D thanks for sharing it with Prompt Nights Mary :D
    Excellent write :D

    Lots of love,
    Sanaa

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  19. J.N.T.January 22, 2016 at 2:11 PM

    I loved this. I could understand your tone. Keep writing, you have a talent for it.

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  20. De JacksonJanuary 22, 2016 at 7:25 PM

    Oh my gosh! I LOVE this!

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  21. Sumana RoyJanuary 23, 2016 at 2:37 AM

    I wish the list was a bit longer for more fun :)

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  22. Jae RoseJanuary 24, 2016 at 3:57 AM

    ooh we love - especially the opening two lines (of course) - brilliant to read your work again :)

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  23. AnonymousJanuary 24, 2016 at 11:06 AM

    Love this Mary!

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  24. Debi SwimJanuary 25, 2016 at 4:09 AM

    Mary, I love this. You get a great message across with wit and wisdon. Loved the laugh.

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  25. Vinay Leo R.January 26, 2016 at 2:00 AM

    Oh true. That recipient of that fury is in so much shit :P Nicely done!

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