Thursday, April 23, 2015

Food for Thought: Are You Pulling My Leg? or Does this Bug You?

Why my darling,
your legs are
long
elegant
glistening
succulent
said the spider to the fly.

~o~

I’ve
always been
a leg man
said the caterpillar
sadly
to the
butterfly

~o~

The average chocolate bar contains eight insect legs. –Yahoo Answers(and you KNOW it must be true if it was on the internet)



Over in the Imaginary Garden Karin has asked us to write about some aspect of  "last" and/or "legs". I really couldn't think of anything, so I did what I usually do in such situations - I went for absurd, gross, adolescent humor.  Really, that's all I could come up with, so apologies to Karen and the rest of the toads. 
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11 comments:

  1. Maude LynnApril 23, 2015 at 7:36 PM

    I adore absurd, gross, adolescent humor!

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  2. JimApril 23, 2015 at 8:25 PM

    Hi Mary ~~ First verse, "Flattery will get you Everything."
    Second, "I'm losing all my charms said the Queen of Beauty."
    ..

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  3. OutlawyerApril 23, 2015 at 8:53 PM

    It doesn't seem so gross to me--what does that say about me? I especially like the second--I perhaps have extra sympathy for the multi-legged. Thanks. k.

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  4. Rosemary Nissen-WadeApril 23, 2015 at 9:09 PM

    I think I'll skip that chocolate bar, then — but your verses are a treat!

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  5. EllaApril 23, 2015 at 9:32 PM

    I love this~ Whoa..I am giving up chocolate!

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  6. Sumana RoyApril 23, 2015 at 10:32 PM

    love it :)

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  7. Pat HattApril 24, 2015 at 8:42 AM

    Glad I don't eat chocolate at my sea

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  8. 21 WitsApril 24, 2015 at 9:42 AM

    Giggles!

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  9. Buddah MoskowitzApril 24, 2015 at 6:00 PM

    Delightful and freakish, two of my favorite qualities!

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  10. Sanaa RizviApril 24, 2015 at 7:24 PM

    Charming..! :D

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  11. grapelingMay 1, 2015 at 7:10 AM

    :) ~

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