Well, not really John of course...
Dear Superman,
We've been together for a long time now. But,
it just isn't working anymore
for me
You have many good qualities like
your big, broad shoulders,
baby blue eyes
and sterling character -
always fighting for
TRUTH, JUSTICE and the AMERICAN WAY
And, you really know how to
sweep a girl off her feet.
But Baby, I can't take it anymore...
I know you try, but I'm just
so frustrated with that
faster-than-a-speeding-bullet thing.
I hope we can still be friends.
But don't call.
Sincerely, Lois
This foolishness was written in response to a prompt from Magpie Tales. It's a great site, go see for yourself! Also submitted to dVerse for thier cartoon topic.