Saturday, November 2, 2013

The Local News


Bananas on sale 39 cents a pound

Furniture BLOWOUT!  This weekend only!
*check out our expanded holiday hours

SWF seeking NS-SWM

Britney and Miley Raise Eyebrows at Karaoke Bar

The News peacefully passed away Tuesday, October 21 1997. 
No one noticed until last week. 
It is survived by advertising, personals, weather, happy ads and Celebrity quasi-news.

In lieu of flowers please send IQ points.

This is the post for Day 2 of PAD (poem a day for the month of November).  The prompt "news of the day" from Robert Brewer of Writers Digest.


  1. ha. news died a long time ago to entertainment and infotainment...
    it could def use some IQ points...smiles.

  2. The news is toast, stupidity should be the word haha

  3. Sadly going on all over!

    ALOHA from Honolulu
    Comfort Spiral

  4. Sadly, yes. Thanks for stopping by Cloudia!