This is for Kerry in the Imaginary Garden with Real Toads. They are carrying on the fine 55 word tradition of Galen Hayes in asking for a fifty-five word response.
that coming to the land
was another Wal-Mart
and it would mark the beginning
of an Irregular Apocalypse.
And the people were sore afraid.
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth
and taking of Xanax,
and also some hallucinogens.
And the people had Visions.
In the Visions the people saw a man
seated on the throne with a Book
with seven seals.
And the seals did balance balls on their noses, and
throw the balls to one another
and to the Plasticine women.
Then out of their mouths issued fire and smoke and
brimstone,
because they had eaten Mexican food for dinner.
Then the people did behold seven horn players
who did wail on their instruments and
play a mighty dirge.
And Elton John did play his piano and sing.
And he sang unto all the peoples of the Earth:
With all
these things that I've done
While
everyone's lost, the battle is won.
This is for NaPoWriMo Day #4, from the apocalyse Southland Tales prompt from IGwRT and the Ian Banks prompt at NaPoWriMo. And it's with apologies to The Killers and King James, Elton John and anyone else I may have offended along the way.